🐵 @nimblenongu
Life is like a never-ending buffet where you pile your plate with responsibilities, stress, and the occasional happiness crumb. You start with a simple menu of childhood dreams, but soon you’re drowning in a soup of bills, deadlines, and unsolicited advice. The chef (fate) throws in random ingredients like surprise expenses and existential crises, just to keep things spicy. And no matter how much you eat, you’re always hungry for more meaning, more success, and more validation from people who don’t actually matter. It’s a feast for the soul, they say, just don’t forget to bring your own napkins.