Reasons I don’t drink on normal days:

I do not know when to stop. I have the capacity of a 12 year old boy and lying to myself about it when I’m drunk doesn’t help.
Ew
Gives headache and no good for tum tum
No spectator wants to hear my inner most thoughts.
Can’t control emotions
10/10 times have had to make myself throw up.
I’m done feeling sorry for not having a uni life. It’s ok, I missed out on it, gives me the opportunity to outgrow those kids faster.