**Joke of the Day (Wordplay Joke) - 18/2/21**

There's 2 olives on a counter. One falls. The one on up top says, "You Okay"?

The bottom one says, "OLIVE!".   

Get it? This one's a tricky one folks. Hope this makes your day 😄


Heheh, thanks for sharing! Have a great day ahead!

Life

Hi there I feel so stressed out right now, I'm working on my bachelor thesis and it's due in 6 days and I can't work on it anymore, I can't sit and work, I'm paralyzed by fear, and the less I work the more I stress and my coping mechanism is watching Gilmore girls until I fall asleep, can you please make a lame joke to cheer me up? 

Stress

What's the lamest joke you know? 

3am Thoughts

Joke of the day-

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? - -- Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
😁😁

Happy

**Joke of the Day (Wordplay Joke) - 7/3/21**

Why did Jesus give all the sick women Stilettos?

Because they said they wanted to be HEELED.

Get it? Hope this makes your day 😄

Not asking much but can anyone please say some stupid jokes because I just cried and just need to find some comfort here 😬

Exhausted

**Joke of the Day - 7/2/21**

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesus is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesus is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesus.

Get it? Hope this makes your day 😄

So i dont have any friends so i wanna share this dad joke i just created in my head
Why do skin specialists tend to welcome people

Friends

**Joke of the Day (Wordplay Joke) - 24/2/21**

What do you throw on a house to make it feel sexy?

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