Sharing Our Innermost Thoughts

Yeah, I am indeed a human illu. 😂😂

Yes, I can’t even take care of myself leave alone pets.

Nope

Tu fir aa gya

Ignore just like you ignored those set squares in geometry box during childhood. 😂😂

It’s a relative thing ig.

Again a relative thing. 😂

Went for review 5 ft 10

I am 6’2"

I’m 0.5 cm less than 5’9 lol.

Nope, I’m not a fan of much luxury.

Cars are not luxury

Ohh it is kinda luxury lol.

Idk I’m creative or not. I most probably might be.

Nah, currently kinda leaving indoor but would prefer outdoors.

Not a fan of classifying 8 Billion people in 3 groups i.e. Introvert, extrovert and ambivert.

Yes.

Still a student.

Which year??

Final

Nope, Just open sometimes to talk to random people that’s it. No connections.

Nope, but not a lot of people to discuss about everything.

Definitely but losing interest slowly after this capitalist overtake of the game. It’s too much mo n e y involved now and I don’t like it.

Haha yes. 😂😂

What was the need to be anonymous

No but would love to learn some day.

Yes but not a good assumption to make lmao. 😂

Just random assumptions

Chill chill

College hostel.

Nope

Acheivements might seem like I am but I don’t think I’m more like an academic kinda person.

Never tried.

Not that bad

Just realized all the assumptions above have been made by a Same guy

Yes, seems like a cool person to talk to.

Yup , feeling better than 15 mins ago now

Thank you , you too

I’ll give it a try 😂

Awesome, atleast we found something good in my random shtposting lol.

😄

Yes

Hmmm… An intellectual person

No but I’m not very sure, still to explore this attribute.

Okayy

Shukriya shukriya

Can be both but being a morning person feels good. Not very early like those pseudo-motivational speakers sell this idea of waking up at 4 am and suddenly changing your life, but waking up between 6-8 actually feels nice.

Very confused about this aspect of my personality. Sometimes I feel good to be alone and sometimes it’s boring. Currently circumstances are not good to commit and not a fan of casual dating culture so scared of hurting someone ig.

Aww cutie come here🫂

😂😂😂

Nope but never had a chance to taste good coffee. I come from a place where people rarely drink coffee.

Yess, so much. So really want to skydive someday and get done with this fear just like Imraan Qureshi of ZNMD. It’s in my bucket list.

Really hope you don’t have daddy issues like him 💀
Sorry if it was a personal attack

Lol, good joke. But nothing like that. 😂😂 Blessed to have really good parents.

Winter in summers and summer in winters. Spring is good.😂😂

Engineering student.

Oye oye nothing like that dude. 😂😂

You two have an amazing chemistry ngl

Haha, covalent boding. 😂😂😂

😂😝

No ions exchange . Exothermic endothermic … Aur kya terms thi chem mein i forgot 😂 been almost 9 years

Bhot saari hai, bhot lambi thread lagegi sab kuch discuss karne main. 😂😂😂

Big nooo.

Naah, but I don’t text much.

Yes.

No, outdoor is more fun. Tho currently living in room most of the time.

Can’t say this about myself. Need the opinion of people who talk to me for this. 😂

Nope

Good 😂

😂 Pisces.

So you’re emotional?

People see me as a cold person but I am a bit emotional ig.

Come again 🫂😂

😂😂😂🤗

Sabji is good if made properly. Never had enough encounters to hate it 😂. We never made it at home but had chance to taste it in college mess. Most of the food I tasted was after coming to college only.

So is that a yes?

Neutral about it. 😂😂

Connecting dots? Yes I am. 😂😂😂

No i can read minds😏

That’s cool but reading mind is different from guessing age. How old are you btw?😂😂😂

Your age is in your mind and i read it😏
You guess

Ohh smarty. I guess around 20?

hehehe 😈
No

🙄🙄 23?

32 😈

My comment is under review😑

Aisa kya likh diya. 😂😂

Thirty two 😈

awwww, really 😂😂😂😂

Yes 😈

Chalo maan liya khush? 😂😂

Arey sachi.
Kya matlab maan liya ?
Maan na padega

Haan haan vahi to keh rha, maan liya. 😂😂

Apni jaan pyari hai toh maan na hi padega. No other options 😏

Online baithe baithe to aap meri jaan ka kya hi karenge. 😂😂

Uthwa denge udhar se hi. Humare aadmi har jagah hai😈

udhar se kaha se? 😂😂😂

Aapke ghar se

Vo kaha hai pata chal jaaye to bata dena. 😂

Woh meri team trace kar legi. Bohot badi team hai ek bande ka

Kuch jyada hi badi team hai.

Haan isiliye dar k raho😈

Darna sikha hi nhi kabhi, lagta hai crash course karna padega darne ka ab.

Haan seekho kyuki
Darna zaruri hai

Bilkul Bilkul.

Noice😈

Firse under review 😑
F u now and me

It’s a whole different kind of trauma. 😂😂

Indeed 😩

Kudos to their developers. 😂

Haan haan najane kitno ko traumatize kiya hai

Sahi ion exchange ho rahe hain yahan 😂

Haha we had so much fun dude. 😂😂

I don’t have favorites actually. But I guess I like themes or wallpapers based on colours in the spectrum of purple shade. Not like I love wearing purple clothes or anything like that. 😂

Kinda yes.

Very small(3-4).

That’s what she said💀
Sorry. Couldn’t lose this opportunity

I knew this coming the instant I replied that one. 😂😂

I was having second thoughts at that time😂

Why??

I was like what would they think?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

Nope.

Haha cool then, introduce yourself a bit if you’re okay with that.

How about you make assumptions now?

Cool Cool.

No wait I’ll introduce myself

sure.

I’m 32M. A divorcee. I kid nap people especially engineering students

I hope you do give them food. Most of them are gonna be unemployed anyways. 😂😂

Again it’s under review 😑

No i star ve them😈

💀💀

Interesting anonymous peeps … Connect by sending a message . Sirf ek dusre se nhi , connect with me as well 😅

Arrey … 😂

Connecting here is never a good idea. Interact with people through posts, that’s more fun. 💛

Dm karo chup chaap 😒

I’m 32😏

🙄🙄

No, tbh I’ve had a good life so far which I realized after reading some posts here.

Hmm okayy happy for you (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

🤗🤗

Ohh cool, You’re playing all this while.

Noooooooo😏

😪😪

Not while sleeping.

Yeah I am.

👽👽👽Noooo

IITian???

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

You’ve to answer in yes/no😏

Mah game mah rules. 😂😂

It’s mah game now 😏

Not really 😎

Bolo na yaaarr

I’m not your yaaaar, cantral your langvez.

I said yaaarr not yaaaar
Do you homework properly kiddo😏😏

Seriously?? 😂😂😂

Yes😤

Yes 😤

Yesss

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Cool, you should never make assumptions about people. Talk to them before you make any sort of assumptions. 😂😂

Maar padegi

Illegal hai. 😂

Andar jane k liye ready hai😎

That’s what she said with a question mark.

Nice one😂😂

That’s what she said after that. 😂😂

Naah, it was bad lmao. 😂😂

Arey nahi nahi. It was a good one

Cool cool.

The post with maximum number of comments ka record set karwaoge kya💀 already 218 hai

218? Bass? Mine is 350+ that too with a single person, yha pe to fir bhi 50-60 illu ke hai. 😂😂

350+ ???
Kya baat kar rahe the yaar itna

It was a random convo but it was interesting as hell. 😂😂

Humare se bhi zyada?🥺👉👈

Ahhh well I don’t compare convos.😂😂 And that’s the only convo I had with her.

Theek hai💔🙂

What?

Kidding 😅

Say it duh, don’t mess around lol. 😂😂😂

Am not messing around 😏😏

Cool, if you say so. 😂😂

Schhi I’m not messing around 😤

Chill bruh, I believe you. 😂

Okayy

It was in a sarcastic tone actually.

I read it in a rude tone

I’m never rude to anyone.

I didn’t know na.
Anyway good boy!

Ohh nice, you believed me this this easily. 😂😂

Jao baat mat karo mujhse😤

Awwww cutie patootie 😂😂😂

I’m a 32 year old man😤

I know dear, I’m not suffering from short term memory loss. It’s a loose term and can be used for man too. Men can be cute too. 😂😂😂

men*

But I’m not a cute man 😤😤

Ohhh okay as you wish sir. 😂

Now that’s better 😏

Whichever way you like it.

That’s what she said 💀

😂😂Nice!!

That was a trap and i fell for it

Wha-? 🤨🤨

This one

Ohhh, dw, it wasn’t a trap intentionally 😂😂😂

It better not be🔪😏

No arms, no violence. Cherish the vision of Mahatma Gandhi.

I’m a kid napper. Forgot?

That’s alright but no violence.

Yes sir 🫡

Yess, nothing much IPC Section 363.

Aww so this cutie was busy googling the IPC sections. Hume puch liya hota bata dete hum😂

Daroga ho kya aap?😂😂😂

Jo samajna hai samjho

Random citizen IPC to yaad karke nhi baitha hoga. 😂😂

Kid napper hai toh thodi bht laws toh pata karleni chaiye na. So that kaam ache se kar paye

Professional kid n apper maalum hote ho.

Mtlab?

Professional kid napper lagte ho. 😂😂

Professional hi hai hum😏

Reported to now&me. 😂😂😂

You can’t report anonymous users 😏

You can’t re.port anonymous users 😏

Under review 😑😑😑

Ohh yess, I think I can. I’ll mail thi convo to police station and they’ll get all the info about you from Now&Me.😂😂

Please don’t do that. I’m scared af😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

I’m not that kind, I ensure humans are safe from criminals. 😈😈

But I’m a cute criminal na🐰

Don’t behave in a paradoxical way. You yourself admitted that you’re not cute, it’s in the records.

I’m not a cute man but I’m a cute criminal na🥺

Ye sab doglapan hai.

Bhai kya kar raha hai tu?

Isme meri expertise nhi hai to I’m out.

Listen na itne niche tak scroll karna padh raha hai. Can we wrap this up?

Sure, it was fun. 😂😂

Yupp it was😂

Buhbye then ig, 32 yr old M kid napper. 😂

See you 21 M engineering student
Don’t worry you won’t be unemployed 😂
And don’t be afraid of being vulnerable with the right person.
Till next time

Haha see you, I won’t be unemployed, I’m smart a ss, right person? Okay will see if I’ll ever meet one. 😂😂

Not again 😂